My mom has a potty mind!

I was talking to my mom about how, in my anthropology class, I'm learning about sexual swellings in certain primate species. I explained how they are swellings of the skin that appear on the female when she is ovulating and how they show up on the chest or perineum area. My mom got a disgusted look on her face and started FREAKING out, saying there is no way that is true. We argued for about 5 minutes and she said, "I have been a nurse for over 25 years and I have never met a patient with this!" I realized I forgot to mention the monkey part. Oops.

She must have had some nasty mental pictures in her head for those 5 minutes.