Friday, May 23, 2008

Christian Pick-Up Lines

Try your hardest not to lust after reading these:

  1. You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you.
  2. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
  3. If I had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas, I would sit at home and read my Bible.
  4. I believe you have one of my ribs.
  5. Ecclesiastes 4:11.
  6. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
  7. Are we on the mound of transfiguration, because you're glowing.
  8. I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
  9. Let's say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites.
  10. If your name Grace, because you're irresistible.
  11. For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
  12. Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.
  13. Before I come any closer, let me take my sandles off because you are holy ground.
  14. You can come crash at mine tonight. i have a separate room prepared.
  15. You put the ‘cute’ back in persecution.
  16. So, my parents are home... you wanna come over?
  17. I used to believe in natural theology but since I met you, I’ve converted to divine revelation.
  18. How would you like to join my purpose-driven life?

Did these make you feel sexy in a Godly way? Join the club...

Things That Make Me Happy Even Though I'm PMSing (May 2008)

  • Finishing the spring semester!!!
  • My new Jason Mraz cd, We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things.
  • Realizing I've doubled my savings account from a year ago
  • Editing my photos
  • My new desk at work
  • Rekindling friendships
  • Making new friendships
  • My conversation with Kaleigh Enos last night and realizing she's the first girl I have ever trusted
  • The impromptu prayer session I had with Nikkie Shuster and Jessica Selzer
  • Reminiscing on memories of my grandmother on what would have been her 78th birthday
  • $23 all-you-can-eat sushi at You & I

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Photographing Mr. & Mrs. Cabildo

I went to New York this past weekend to be a bridesmaid in my cousin's wedding. I haven't seen Jenny in so long; I loved catching up with her and spending those memorable days with her. Needless to say, the bride looked absolutely beautiful. Here are some shots I took of the happy couple after the wedding: