Christian Pick-Up Lines
Try your hardest not to lust after reading these:
- You are so unblemished I would sacrifice you.
- I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
- If I had to choose between a romantic date with you or a night with the fellas, I would sit at home and read my Bible.
- I believe you have one of my ribs.
- Ecclesiastes 4:11.
- Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
- Are we on the mound of transfiguration, because you're glowing.
- I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
- Let's say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites.
- If your name Grace, because you're irresistible.
- For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
- Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.
- Before I come any closer, let me take my sandles off because you are holy ground.
- You can come crash at mine tonight. i have a separate room prepared.
- You put the ‘cute’ back in persecution.
- So, my parents are home... you wanna come over?
- I used to believe in natural theology but since I met you, I’ve converted to divine revelation.
- How would you like to join my purpose-driven life?
Did these make you feel sexy in a Godly way? Join the club...





